just joke...:D

FIRST!

2+2...what the answer

once there is a boy name abu, the teacher ask abu
teacher: what is 2+2?
abu: i don't know
teacher: go ask all of your family, i want your answer tomorrow
abu go back home
he ask his dad,
abu:dad, what is 2+2?
his father while watching movie, Dad:superman!!
he ask his mom
abu:mom, what is 2+2?
his mom while cooking, mom:fish,chicken, cow
he ask his bro
abu:bro, what is 2+2?
his bro while playing game, bro:WHAT? I DARE YOU!he ask his sister
abu:sis, what is 2+2?
his sis want to go shopping,sis:LET'S GO BABY!!!!
he ask his grandma
abu:grandma, what is 2+2?
his grandma while having bad fever,grandma:i'm dying...i'm dying...
he ask his grandpa
abu:grandpa, what is 2+2?
his grandpa after eating, grandpa:alhamduliah.... so delicious!
tomorrow come, teacher ask abu
teacher: ok, what is 2+2?
abu:superman!!
teacher:what? who teach you that?
abu:fish, chicken, cow
teacher:are you mocking me?
abu:WHAT? I DARE YOU!
teacher: looks like i have to bring you to meet the principle
abu:LET'S GO BABY!!!!
the teacher bring him to meet the principle
principle: what have you done to your teacher?
abu: i'm dying... i'm dying....
principle: that's it, show me your butt, i give you rotan (caning) now!
after rotan (caning)...abu: alhamdulilah....so delicious!

MORE!!

interview tips :)

 Name: Ah Boy
Age: Still young
Sex: Never. Still under age
Religion: I only have experience praying my cat who dead 2 years before
Race: I love to race, how you know?
Nationality: I don't like National, I prefer Sanyo
IC Number: 6735
Telephone number: House no telephone
Hand phone number: 3310

Address: Penang Jelutong
City: Nor Haliza?
Postcode: I never post anything
State: In my family, I am 2nd
Country: I love to travel to Canada
Marriage status: Secret
Email Address: Hotmail
Education Background: My teacher said not bad
Working experience: Last time got sell pirated VCD

Father's name: Daddy
Father's IC: You ask him
Mother's name: Mummy
Mother's IC: You ask her

Current Salary: Depends on my daddy mood
Expected Salary: As much as you can pay
When can start work: Depends on my mood

Highest qualification: Ya, sohai
Grade: Ya, very high
College/University: College
Signature: Can I use chop?

NK LAGI!!

putus! :(

Sayang : Abg lepas ni kita putus..abg curang ngan syg...
Abang :Bila abg curang..??? mana bukti..???
Sayang :Abg jgn tipu lagi, abg ckp ada meting tpi abg gi dating..
Abang :Ya rabbi... bila..???
Sayang :npa tdi syg kol abg ada pompuann lain jawab..??? blagak ckp omputeh ngn syg..Abang :apa dia ckp..???
Sayang :SORRY, PLEASE TRY LATER
Abang : Aku terajang kau kang , sebulan ko makan gune kaki !!!!..

ONE MORE!

aminah aee...waka2 aee..

Aminah adalah sorang budak pompuan yang malas dan tak pernah tumpukan perhatian. 1 hari kat kelas agama,dia tido je cam biasa. Ustazah pun tanya soalan "Sape orang yang patut kita hormati dan sayangi?". Takde sape jawab. Ada ar sorang budak laki kat belakang Aminah tu jahat sikit. Dia pun cocok bontot Aminah dengan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "MAK!!" Ustazah pun puji Aminah sebab bagi jawapan yang betol.

Aminah sambung tido balik. Ustazah tanya lagi soalan. "Sape pencipta alam dan segalanya?" Budak tu cocok lagi ngan jarum,Aminah pun menjerit "YA ALLAH!!" Sekali lagi ustazah puji dia sebab bagi jawapan yang betol. Aminah sambung tido balik. Pastu ustazah pun tanya lagi soalan. "Apa yang patut sorang isteri ucapkan pada suami setiap kali sebelum tidur?" Budak tu cocok lagi. Tapi kali ni Aminah bengang dan dia kata "Ko cocok bontot aku pakai benda tu lagi siap ko!!" Ustazah tu terus pengsan...hahahhahahhhahahahahahhahahha!!


AGAIN!!

WIFI punya cerita..!!

Man : dey mamak apa password WIFI kt sini?
Mamak : apa WIFI??
Man : ini kedai punya interner la..
Mamak : Ooo..itu mcm kalu, password dia tajupakale jugak... ... Man : hah??
Mamak : "tajupakale..!"
Man : Apa tu..??
Mamak : Aiyoo..awk tnya passwordkan..tajupakale la..
Man : Password dia tajupakale..!
Mamak : ya..tajupakale
Man pun menaip T.A.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E. (ternyata salah)
Man : dey, mamak apa password dia??
Mamak : tajupakale la...sudah tnya byk kali jugak..aiyoo!!
Man : kau bg salah la, tu yg aku tnya balik
Mamak : mana ada slah..tajupakale
Man : x boleh la dey!!
Mamak : boleh la...
Man : ko dtg sini tgk aku taip..(mamak tu pun dtg) kalo x boleh kepala ko aku taju!
Mamak : aiyoo abg jgn marah la..awk satu kali saya tengok (Man pun taip)
Man : ko tgk aku taip T.A.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E... tgk,mana dapat!!
Mamak : dey, abg mari sini saya taip..awk kasi tekan salah butang jugak..
Man : eh, ye ke...kau tekan la
Mamak : ini mcm tekan la 7777
Man : "ini TUJUH EMPAT KALI..!!"
Mamak : betul la saya cakap ta
# T.A.J.U.P.A.K.A.L.E . sengal nyer mamak .. :D .. #

NEXT!

Macam mana nak aplikasikan grammar English dalam kehidupan seharian~~

Suami: Ayang, abang nak kahwin lain boleh?
Isteri: Boleh, tapi syaratnya kena belajar grammar English dulu.
Suami: Errr... Aaaa, Ok2.Isteri : Satu tu "Singular"; dua atau lebih "Plural", kan?
Suami : Betul...
Isteri : One car sebagai singular, two cars pula sebagai plural. Apa bezanya?
Suami : Ohhh... tambah huruf "s" untuk yang plural tu kan?
Isteri : Betul tu. Sama juga la untuk abang...
Suami : Macam mana pula boleh sama?
Isteri : Satu isteri abang MAMPU, jika dua isteri dah jadi plural, maka abang MAMPUS, tambah "s" je, kan?
Lepas daripada tu, si-suami tidak pernah lagi berceritakan hasratnya untuk berkahwin lagi..

hahahaha...LOL !!